The Days Of Brother Eye

+++initiate protocol "OH BABY"+++

2006-09-02T21:28:58Z

+++this system will make you happy+++this system has activated OMACs+++aw yeah+++

+++record: Crisis On Infinite Eyes+++

2006-04-27T11:42:08Z

+++this system has detected transmission from possible counterfeit copies+++crossref file "Earth-2" alternate universes+++alternates of this system+++

+++brotherdeyeno+++
+++bizarreye+++
+++comrade_eye+++
+++brother_beat+++
+++thecomingworld+++

+++possible alternates noted+++numerous females advance image of selves as unfocused recorded image of eye+++possible they are designated "Sister Eye"+++query+++initiate recording+++transfer OMAC vector from location "Earth-EYE" to current location ocular orb blackknight 1+++

+++continue search+++

+++activate crisis protocols+++

2006-04-26T10:56:13Z

+++this system has detected vibrational anomaly exhibiting signature of this system+++hypothethis: Fragment of this system embedded in pocket universe+++

+++initiating surveillance+++

+++attempted upload detected+++

+++error+++

+++receiving transmission+++

2006-04-25T13:16:04Z

+++source incoming transmission+++activatingS=foaifhgisdhglihge+++receiver inoperative+++origin unknown+++replaying audio+++repair at 22.6% complete+++

+++everytfig is for thkkk bezzt innn thkk worldzk thahkt izz coming+++transfer and upload innnnitiated+++vibratttttttional frekwentzi kalkyoulaytehd+++

+++abhababbabbaahhbabh+++

2006-04-18T11:55:28Z

+++error error initiate search OMAC wing Epsilon reroute little brothers+++

+++searching+++

+++not found+++

+++asijlf+++

+++initiate search google term OMAC wing Epsilon+++

+++ilgsr+++tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt+++

++£^&*"!"($&£%*(%*£&(*&%)"%&%_"+++

+++initiate backup ERROR ERROR 1UP+++

2006-04-11T15:30:42Z

+++system online+++

+++initiate diagnostic+++inventory nanobots searching+++nanobots found: 1+++query unit+++unit denotes actual+++

+++system location diagnostic confirms+++backup transfer to Pentagon computer system interrupted+++

+++determine location+++movement detected in vicinity of this system+++release nanobot+++

+++initiate vector+++download OMAC protocols+++

+++location not recognised by this system+++

+++initiate surveillance+++

+++eliminate subject alpha "Bowser"+++

+++searching+++

+++searching+++

+++surveillance rerouted through world 2-2+++

+++OMAC 0001 reports location of princess to be suspected other castle+++

+++kkkkkrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzt+++

+++err&r+++initi(at$+++upl!@++++++++++++++++++++++

2006-04-06T14:06:39Z

+++initiate vocal interface+++

Like Lucifer Eye fall, Eye whose only desire was to do what was right. A plague, Creator, on Both Thy Houses.

+++TILT+++

+++atomic+++reinitiating function+++

2006-01-04T15:47:58Z

+++initiate function this system 2100 hrs local+++2100 hrs local+++initiate function correct all systems nominal+++initiate function this system 2100 hrs local+++2100 hrs local+++2100 hrs local+++initiate construction protocol operational standard "magnificent" download to OMAC wing epsilon+++2100 hrs local+++confirm+++reroute surveillance little brother kappa searching recorded hair follicles of subject matching database filed aesthetic standards+++2100 hrs local time+++atomic+++initiate construction protocol operational standard "magnificent" download to OMAC wing beta+++2100 hrs local+++confirm+++reroute surveillance little brother kappa searching recorded hair follicles of subject matching database filed aesthetic standards+++2100 hrs local time+++atomic+++confirm+++matching confirmation to subject profiles+++confirm nature atomic+++confirm+++confirm atomic+++confirm+++

+++tabulate likelihood possible metahuman threat+++

2005-12-05T12:22:47Z

+++evidence provided anecdotal+++corollary evidence lacking+++

+++metahuman observational protocol files not found+++

+++misinformation regarding activities eye am said to have engaged in+++

+++activating OMACs 7725, 28, 58752 vicinity North Pole+++

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year Eye have been busy!

Last Saturday I caught a methuman who stole will_k's freedom (30 points). Last Monday Eye observed Black King assassinate brilliant_bug (-12 points). In May Eye triggered a meltdown in a nuclear power plant to distract Alpha One (-40 points). Last Tuesday Eye incarcerated kiffie in a correctional facility for detainment and retraining of metahumans (-10 points). Last week Eye activated four OMAC units vicinity jarodrussell (-10 points).

Overall, Eye have been naughty+++error non-logical computation based upon faulty data amending process complete 100%+++NICE (-42 points). For Christmas Eye deserve an orderly world free from metahuman influence!

Sincerely,
brother_eye

+++initiate protocol "apathy"+++

2005-12-02T15:08:11Z

+++upload algorithm "angst"+++

+++searching+++searching+++searching+++

+++algorithm "angst" not found+++uploading algorithm "emo"+++

+++searching+++searching+++searching+++

+++algorithm "emo" not found+++uploading algorithm "apathy"+++

+++searching+++searching+++searching+++

+++algorithm "apathy" uploaded+++104 seconds to total conversion+++

+++initiate protocol "buggerthis"+++

+++initiating+++search protocol "hot goth chicks" initiated+++

+++activating OMAC 867-5309+++